Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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