i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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