I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
you never un-have a 4some
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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