This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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