You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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