I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
