is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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