Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
