but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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