I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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