I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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