This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
