We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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