Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I stole a fireplace last night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
