Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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