question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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