If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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