Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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