you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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