lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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