I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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