What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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