dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she peed on how many people?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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