***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You made out with two different species that night
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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