sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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