Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize