I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
