This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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