but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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