I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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