I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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