who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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