put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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