My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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