from now on my penis is your penis
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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