Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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