Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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