You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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