...so i touched it.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
