Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
accomplished twins. life is a go
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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