I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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