Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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