At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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