are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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