dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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