why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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