how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Life without a bra equals bliss.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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