Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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