She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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