Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
love makes seman taste better
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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