You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just pynch a tree in the face
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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